It is a Thursday afternoon, to be specific 30/07/2015 and I am 2 hours into my social media detox.
It aint all bad, though I keep reaching for my phone and swiping the screen down. Reflex, I guess. I have uninstalled Snapchat (what?), Instagram (gasps), Twitter (collapses) and tried to lock away Facebook and YouTube but I believe those rich dudes paid too much cash so they are a part of my android’s OS. Bummer.
I am just overwhelmed and constipated and exhausted from people smiling to people getting killed to the YOLOs to the be careful out ‘theres ‘ and travel the world and the stay puts because some just died that you knew or someone else knew them and on and on and on and fucking on!
I need a good cry, less fried chicken and no more Ben & Jerry’s Utter Peanut Butter Clutter Cookie Core ice cream. My muffin top thanks you
I just have to stop and just be for a while. In the meantime, I will perfect my dance routine from Ciara’s new single; dance like we’re making love. Someone got a hammock?